No, no, it’s not “don’t cheat on your wife” - that would be too easy.

We have learned that if you do cheat on your wife, and then get in a fight with her, for the love of God, don’t back your car into a fire hydrant when storming out of said fight.

And don’t leave your golf clubs just sitting around.

Originally posted at CafeChatNoir.net.
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